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George Carlin, Irreverent Comedian, Dies at 71 (Mel Watkins/New York Times)

George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like

George Carlin, Splenetic Comedian, Dies at 71 - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com

Wow. Just completely sad about this. ( 2 , 8 )

george carlin dies at age 71, 22 june 2008 thank you ...

george carlin dies at age 71, 22 june 2008 thank you veronica for bringing this to my attention this morning "I was entertaining the fathers and the mothers of the people I sympathized with, and in some cases associated with, and whose point of view I shared," he recalled later, as quoted in the book "Going Too Far" by Tony Hendra, which was published in 1987. "I was a traitor, in so many words. I was living a lie."" thanks cuy for the link to this site this icon showed me how to be true to myself, yeeessss,  it would piss people off, but in the end it was better to be pissed off than pissed on ... Life is not as difficult as people think; all one needs is a good set of rules. Since it is probably too late for you, here are some guidelines to pass along to your children. by george carlin 1. Relax and take it easy. Don't get caught up in hollow conceits such as "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment. 2. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don't ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced. 3. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to "know" people, you're asking for trouble. 4. Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind. 5. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little. 6. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better. 7. Don't buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it's the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you're not perfect, something is wrong. 8. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything. 9. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don't waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they're talking about. 10. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful. 11. Always remember, today doesn't count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up. 12. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you've made, and how much better it would be if you hadn't made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don't go easy. Be really hard on yourself. 13. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults. 14. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don't get sidetracked with some foolish "plan." 15. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don't be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about "responsibility." That's exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life. ( 1 )

George Carlin, Irreverent Comedian, Dies at 71 (Mel Watkins/New York Times)

George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like )

Metagg - 11 weeks ago in comedy, and obit

How Cute Is Baby Harlow!?! (POPSUGAR)

We've seen plenty of Nicole and Joel these days but this weekend we got a rare treat to see the adorable baby Harlow. She looks so sweet in her pink little onesie sitting in her mom's lap. Nicole took her daughter with her to enjoy the hot Summer

How Cute Is Baby Harlow!?! (POPSUGAR)

We've seen plenty of Nicole and Joel these days but this weekend we got a rare treat to see the adorable baby Harlow. She looks so sweet in her pink little onesie sitting in her mom's lap. Nicole took her daughter with her to enjoy the hot Summer )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage! (TMZ.com)

You've never seen a Shaq Attack like this. — Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.”

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage! - TMZ.com

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage! (TMZ.com)

You've never seen a Shaq Attack like this. — Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant — blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to “Tell me how my ass tastes.” )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago in humor

Listen: Heidi Montag's New Dance Track (PEOPLE TV Watch)

Undeterred by the critics of her music (and an accompanying music video), Heidi Montag is determined to be a pop star — even if she has to start her own record label. — “Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Listen: Heidi Montag's New Dance Track (PEOPLE TV Watch)

Undeterred by the critics of her music (and an accompanying music video), Heidi Montag is determined to be a pop star — even if she has to start her own record label. — “Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE,” a source tells PEOPLE. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Britney Can Tuck the Kids in at Night! (TMZ.com)

TMZ has learned the Commish has awarded Britney overnight visitation with her boo boos. Break out the Star Wars pjs! — Sources tell us Brit Brit, who has been slowly gaining visitation back inch by inch, has made such progress the Commish agreed

Britney Can Tuck the Kids in at Night! (TMZ.com)

TMZ has learned the Commish has awarded Britney overnight visitation with her boo boos. Break out the Star Wars pjs! — Sources tell us Brit Brit, who has been slowly gaining visitation back inch by inch, has made such progress the Commish agreed )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Paris Hilton: Stairs Are Blind? (WebExtra/Extra)

Heiress Paris Hilton was leaving Kate Somerville Skin Care Experts Salon yesterday when she took a tumble down the front stairs. After the embarrassing incident, Paris tried to make a quick exit — only to find that her Bentley's battery died.

Paris Hilton: Stairs Are Blind? (WebExtra/Extra)

Heiress Paris Hilton was leaving Kate Somerville Skin Care Experts Salon yesterday when she took a tumble down the front stairs. After the embarrassing incident, Paris tried to make a quick exit — only to find that her Bentley's battery died. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

World Exclusive! Tori's Miracle Baby Girl (OK! Magazine)

Almost one year to the day their son Liam was born, Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott got the surprise of their lives when they discovered they were expecting baby number two! — Even more exciting—the couple found out they were having a little girl

World Exclusive! Tori's Miracle Baby Girl (OK! Magazine)

Almost one year to the day their son Liam was born, Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott got the surprise of their lives when they discovered they were expecting baby number two! — Even more exciting—the couple found out they were having a little girl )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen's kids are in therapy (In Touch Weekly)

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen may be involved in a messy public custody battle, but they're trying to make sure their children, Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, stay as unaffected as possible. “My kids are in therapy,” Denise exclusively reveals to In Touch.

Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen's kids are in therapy (In Touch Weekly)

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen may be involved in a messy public custody battle, but they're trying to make sure their children, Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, stay as unaffected as possible. “My kids are in therapy,” Denise exclusively reveals to In Touch. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Pitt, Jolie give $1 mln to kids impacted by war (Alex Dobuzinskis/Reuters)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $1 million for educational aid to children impacted by the Iraq war in that country and in the United States, a charitable organization said on Wednesday.

Pitt, Jolie give $1 mln to kids impacted by war (Alex Dobuzinskis/Reuters)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $1 million for educational aid to children impacted by the Iraq war in that country and in the United States, a charitable organization said on Wednesday. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Amy turns to the soft stuff (that's vodka and whisky for her) ... (Daily Mail)

Amy Winehouse was spotted shopping for alcohol and sweets today instead of joining her pop contemporaries at a photocall for Friday's Nelson Mandela concert. — Although the troubled star confirmed

Amy turns to the soft stuff (that's vodka and whisky for her) ... (Daily Mail)

Amy Winehouse was spotted shopping for alcohol and sweets today instead of joining her pop contemporaries at a photocall for Friday's Nelson Mandela concert. — Although the troubled star confirmed )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Christian Bale on 'Kindred Spirit' Heath Ledger (Michael Y. Park/People.com)

The Dark Knight's Christian Bale says he misses co-star Heath Ledger deeply, and that he hopes their movie - the very last one Ledger completed - will be a celebration of his friend's life and work. — “I want to talk about Heath,” Bale told this Sunday's issue of PARADE.

Christian Bale on 'Kindred Spirit' Heath Ledger (Michael Y. Park/People.com)

The Dark Knight's Christian Bale says he misses co-star Heath Ledger deeply, and that he hopes their movie - the very last one Ledger completed - will be a celebration of his friend's life and work. — “I want to talk about Heath,” Bale told this Sunday's issue of PARADE. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago

Joel Madden: No Plans to Marry Nicole Richie (Reagan Alexander/People.com)

For Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, the wedding bells can wait - at least for a little while. — “We don't have any plans for that right now,” Madden told PEOPLE on Wednesday. “We're just happy, and we're being a family, and that's where we're at right now.

Joel Madden: No Plans to Marry Nicole Richie (Reagan Alexander/People.com)

For Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, the wedding bells can wait - at least for a little while. — “We don't have any plans for that right now,” Madden told PEOPLE on Wednesday. “We're just happy, and we're being a family, and that's where we're at right now. )

Metagg - 10 weeks ago