Dude never played a piano before in his life, hits head on bottom of pool and suddenly becomes a master pianist. Submitter tempted to hit head to see if he becomes fluent in Spanish

I Bumped My Head, Couldn’t Go To Bed, But Could Play Piano In The Morning | Orato | True Stories, Citizen News, Eyewitness Reports, Free Notices

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Dude never played a piano before in his life, hits head on bottom of pool and suddenly becomes a master pianist. Submitter tempted to hit head to see if he becomes fluent in Spanish

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Metagg - 14 weeks ago in cool

Indiana man gave beer to his 1-year-old nephew, "he's a champ, he can handle it," then punched his girlfriend in the face when she objected and sped away in her SUV, threatening to kill her and her daughter when he returned

Indiana man gave beer to his 1-year-old nephew, "he's a champ, he can handle it," then punched his girlfriend in the face when she objected and sped away in her SUV, threatening to kill her and her daughter when he returned

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Metagg - 14 weeks ago in Dumbass

Photoshop this 1963 vintage Vine

Photoshop this 1963 vintage Vine

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Metagg - 14 weeks ago in photoshop

Rotting cheese placed alongside fresh products and resold. That's not gouda

Rotting cheese placed alongside fresh products and resold. That's not gouda

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Eeeek! And, ewww!

Eeeek! And, ewww! ( 1 )

Metagg - 14 weeks ago in sick

Family Guy's Peter Griffin arrested for dealing drugs.. with mugshot goodness

Family Guy's Peter Griffin arrested for dealing drugs.. with mugshot goodness

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Metagg - 14 weeks ago in amusing

Vegetarians have higher risk of going brain dead. You want steak

Soya 'may raise risk of dementia'

I expect that, like most observational studies on nutrition, this conclusion is quite unreliable, but fun to see one that goes against the nutri-bollocks industry ( 1 )

Vegetarians have higher risk of going brain dead. You want steak

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Soy products are rich in micronutrients called phytoestrogen...

I could have told 'em that from some of the nonsense spurted by animal rights groups such as P.E.T.A, as shpwn at http://animalscam.com + http://petakillsanimals.com ( 3 )

Metagg - 14 weeks ago in interesting, fraud, nutrition, tofu, and soya

Rising cost of fuel has governments and private compaines consdering using dirigbles instead of airplanes. What could possibly go OH THE HUMANITY

Rising cost of fuel has governments and private compaines consdering using dirigbles instead of airplanes. What could possibly go OH THE HUMANITY

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Metagg - 13 weeks ago in scary

When they came for the tomatos I said nothing. They are now coming for the jalapenos

Salmonella Investigators Focus On Jalapenos

"Officials decided to issue the tomato warning without waiting to find one that was contaminated. " ( 1 , 2 )

When they came for the tomatos I said nothing. They are now coming for the jalapenos

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Oops! Nevermind! Tomatoes Are Safe - Jalapeños Now Probed In Salmonella Outbreak:

From the page: "Investigators have been collecting samples o...

From the page: "Investigators have been collecting samples of another possible suspect, cilantro, though the herb is less likely to be the source" ( 1 )

Metagg - 13 weeks ago in corporations, and psa

Not praying to Allah? That's a detention

Not praying to Allah? That's a detention

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Muslims given detention for not praying to Jesus

Metagg - 13 weeks ago in Asinine

"I'm trying to catch that UFO," "I am late for church and don't want to go to hell," "I have been drinking and want to get off the road quickly," and other excuses given for speeding

"I'm trying to catch that UFO," "I am late for church and don't want to go to hell," "I have been drinking and want to get off the road quickly," and other excuses given for speeding

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Metagg - 13 weeks ago in Dumbass

Motorboating results in explosion. Next time, don't shake your head so fast

Motorboating results in explosion. Next time, don't shake your head so fast

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Metagg - 13 weeks ago in scary