Thieves stole hundreds of feet of fence from a historic cemetery. If there was only something to put up around the fence to keep them from reaching it

Thieves stole hundreds of feet of fence from a historic cemetery. If there was only something to put up around the fence to keep them from reaching it

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in strange

Photoshop this grinder

Photoshop this grinder

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in photoshop

Drug bust goes bad at a Florida McDonald's because of a forgotten milkshake

Drug bust goes bad at a Florida McDonald's because of a forgotten milkshake

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Drug sting that went bad because of a milkshake

Wow, all that over $950. I think the customers at that McDo...

Wow, all that over $950. I think the customers at that McDonald's deserve more than that for being scared half-to death by the narcs. I get the impression that narcs enjoy scaring innocent people so badly considering the chump-change they go after sometimes, like that. ( 1 )

Metagg - 8 weeks ago in florida

Texas leads nation in abstinence education funding, hand lotion sales

Texas leads the nation in $$ spent on abstinence education

Texas leads nation in abstinence education funding, hand lotion sales

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in interesting, and morning

Actual Headline: "Heavy rains complicate Calif. firefighting efforts"

Actual Headline: "Heavy rains complicate Calif. firefighting efforts"

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in Ironic

Just hope that if you fight off a shark you get a better headline than "Man pokes shark in eye"

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Oz - dude pokes shark in eye ( 1 )

Just hope that if you fight off a shark you get a better headline than "Man pokes shark in eye"

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in amusing, Swim, and Shark

Police are looking for a man who robbed a gas station with a flourescent light bulb. He is described as white, chubby, and not very bright

Man armed with light bulb robs store | NEWS.com.au

Police are looking for a man who robbed a gas station with a flourescent light bulb. He is described as white, chubby, and not very bright

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in strange, and Drop

Crook who stole $200 from an apartment returns minutes later to swap the money for the wallet he left behind

HAPLESS THIEF RETURNS FOR WALLET - New York Post

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Crook who stole $200 from an apartment returns minutes later to swap the money for the wallet he left behind

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I just love the idiots of this world. Criminals like this ma...

I just love the idiots of this world. Criminals like this make it enjoyable to read things like the Darwin Awards. This guy can't be added since he is still alive though. ( 1 )

Metagg - 8 weeks ago in Dumbass

This is what an over reaction to a critical anonymous newspaper on a college campus looks like. She looks like Dolores Umbridge. (Pic)

This is what an over reaction to a critical anonymous newspaper on a college campus looks like. She looks like Dolores Umbridge. (Pic)

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in Asinine

Prisoners told they can go free if they "hug a tree"

Prisoners told they can go free if they "hug a tree"

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Metagg - 8 weeks ago in stupid

With no more pressing problems to address, lawmakers insist that American flags be made in America, even though ones made in foreign countries cost less and last longer

With no more pressing problems to address, lawmakers insist that American flags be made in America, even though ones made in foreign countries cost less and last longer

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With nothing better to do, Congress determined that, by law, all American flags must be made in America

Metagg - 8 weeks ago in obvious